Dier Kram

Name age and Location please?
Dier Kram

Motto?
life is short, life is shit and soon it will be over
skateboard set up, if no skate, tell us something you have set up?
I went back in time and set my dad up with my mom so I could be born in the future. Then I played a wild guitar solo that people just weren’t ready for
3 favourite bands?
Sabmastera
least favourite band?

these fucking guys
favourite colour and number?
you have been marked by a number and stained with a colour...
MAGGOT!
Nike or Vans?
I like the feel of squishing feces between my toes
Big O’l tits or nice small ones?
just big enough to slide my dick between them
Best concert/show you ever seen?
Mastodon and Maiden
Mastodon covered Thin Lizzy’s Emerald and Maiden played Prowler...I had twelve strokes, and three aneurisms caused by euphoria
Dream Concert/show
the first time Sabbath played Black Sabbath
your webiste link (facebook or mysapace or blog)
the FBI might come to your door if you visit it...
your favourite web site?
a friend showed me a movie of a dude getting fucked by a horse. Apparently the guy died.
top 3 movies?
King Pin
Day of the Dead
Casino/Goodfellas/Departed
Brain Candy
least fav movie?
The Good Sheppard-were they serious when they made that? Honestly. I tried to finish watching it on three occasions and fell asleep every time. As of yet I still have not seen the end.
If you could only eat 1 meal for the rest of your life it would be…
roast beef, mashed potatoes, and peas smothered in thick, dark brown gravy with some fucking corn bread on the side.
top 3 cities?
Birmingham England is the womb of metal. It spews steel magma placenta from its iron curtains.
least fav city?
The children from East Welland should get together with the kids from Thorold South and make their own city. They would mate and make dirty, little, mutant families. That would be my least favourite city. Or maybe it would be my favourite...

3 drinks?
“Hey, Roy? Can you get sick drinking piss?”
baileys in coffee
car bombs
vodka stars
any beer that isn’t from Belgium

favourite skater?
Nancy Kerrigan
least favourite skater?
Tonya Harding
Fly or Drive?
depends on wind speed and visibility
mac or PC?
i believe that macs have a much friendlier user interface
how do you prioritze your time/tasks?
1)find a victim 2)stalk him/her 3)plan 4)establish alibi 5)purchase hunting knife
6)spill the blood 7)feast on entrails 8)clean 9)repeat
3 best shoes of all time? 
Dutch clogs, shit-kickers and Birkenstocks 

text or just call?
tin can phone line or Morse code on children’s walkie-talkies

what is something most may not know about you?
I have a house and horses out in the Hamptons
do you pee in the shower?
 Yes, it’s the cleanest way to get your feet pissed on.
if you were an ice cream flavor what would you be?
rust torrent
Best bar in town?

STATION!
3 Best TV shows?
Arrested Development
Raptors Basketball
Mantracker/Survivorman

3 worst ones?
Anything that in any way involves dancing of any kind

Best way to say Goodbye?
quick anal finger-bang
what do you want your dying words to be?
completely incoherent
anything else you want to say?

Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you.
-David St. Hubbins